How To Ask A Girl Out (In A Round About Way)


There’s an email doing the rounds in London at the moment sent by a poor guy trying to ask a girl out he met at a party in a very, very soppy way. I’ve received 3 copies so far today so I’m sure this will be hitting the major news soon.
I think his ‘rap’ is bit too sloppy but judging by the reaction he’s getting and by the fact that some girls are calling and asking him out (his mobile number is in the email) maybe I should start using his style!

Some of the follow-up comments have been great:

  • So far, my Friday sucks but this has cheered me up…Read from the bottom up. I’d have had a restraining order whacked on this guy! What’s wrong with him?! He won’t go far but his email will!!! K
  • Read from the bottom up, what an absolute putz.
  • It reminds me of when Brendon Fraser was that sappy muppet for a while on Bedazzled.
  • Have you girls seen this one yet? Read from the bottom up. Your smile is the freshest of my special memories? Poor sod.
  • For f * cks sake, I’m still cleaning the vomit chunks out between the keys on my keyboard….Come to think of it, I’m gonna ask this dude out on a date…anyone who can speak so much sh !t deserves to buy me dinner and a movie ticket. The best part is that I just rung this dude and his mobile number is legit…. He answered and I told him I was a publisher and I wanted him to narrate a book titled “how to vomit 101″. He said email him the details. I love this guy….
  • I think the bloke (scroll way down to botton) is a d !ck. The sloppy sl#ts on this mail think he’s sweet on how he asked out some girl!!!
  • Another one of these Claire Swires-type e-mails. Quite funny though, poor guy. Maybe we should give him a call…? Fight you for him, Johnson!
  • If this bloke can get a date - everyone has to have a chance…

Update:  I have posted a copy of the email and all the funny comments in the forum

If you just want to just read the email, then it’s available on the next page.

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Everton is based in London and has worked in the internet and mobile space for over ten years now, and before that worked in corporate strategy and consulting. He has a degree in Economics from Cambridge University, and currently runs the Portal and online operations for one of the largest ISPs in the UK. He also writes for Windows 7 News.

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