Early Ali G Footage On Video
I watched the Borat movie last night and I have to admit it was hilarious, and it was funny to see Sacha Baron Cohen take the mick out of Americans.
I still think his early work on the 11 O’Clock show was the best, as his characters were totally unknown so I and the rest of the audience didn’t know what to expect - now we expect him to say something dumb and provocative.
I had a root around and I could only find one video with footage from the 11 O’Clock Show before Ali G got his own show and picked up all the bling and the yellow shellsuit we all know so well, and everyone knows the story from there. Does anyone have any more clips?
I did manage to find some extracts from Ali G’s slots on the 11 O’Clock show on Fishtank Humour which are very funny to read.
Here’s one of my favourites:
Education with Sir Rhodes Boyson (Tory Education Expert)
Ali : What is education.
Rhodes : Education is basic literacy and numeracy.
Ali : And what is they?
Ali : What do you reckon about the Maffs.
Rhodes : What, the Maths?
Ali : Ayyy. Do you rate tha Maffs or do you rock tha Maffs?
Rhodes : What is the Maffs?
Ali : You know. One, two, three or whatever.
Rhodes : I see, yes.
Ali : Well why don’t they teach propa Maffs in schools?
Rhodes : What do you mean by propa Maths?
Ali : Instead of teaching kilos and grams, why don’t the teach ounces, quarters and eighths?
Rhodes : Yes, I mean in baking you need to know those terms.
Ali : Ayyy, for real. Me know baking.
Rhodes : I bake my own breakfast every morning.
Ali : Ayyy. An me make ME own breakfast an all. I mean who ever bought a kilo of anything man. Except me mate Dave but he’s gone down now.
Ali : Do you think we should have mixed schools?
Rhodes : I think that everyone should have the choice.
Ali : Do you not think that in mixed schools, all the boyz will spend all their time chasing muff, and all the girls spend all their time preparing their muff?
Ali : Well me, me got an A+ in punani but me fail me exams coz me spend all me time chasing the kitty.
Rhodes : Well that’s your fault.
Rhodes : I think, overall, single sex schools perform better than mixed ones.
Ali : But do you not think that single sex girls schools bread, well, people who drink from the furry cup?
Rhodes : Well never having drunk from the furry cup one doesn’t know what liquor is kept in it.
Ali : Well you know them girls who drink from the furry cup, also, eat from the bushy plate. You know what I is getting at?
Ali : Do you think sex education should be taught in schools?
Rhodes : No, it should be taught within the family.
Ali : Do you think that porn stars should teach the kids?
Rhodes : No
Ali : Why not?
Rhodes : I do not respect them.
Ali : But they has had more experience than anyone, man. Someone who has had a four header will no how to cope with any situation.
Ali : Well you have shown that, Education should be spread throughout the nation, if we want to get into the space station. Wicked, reespect, boyaka-sha, big up.
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Comment by zoe on 9 January 2007:
was wonderin if you could get hold of any others? espec the one with jacob rees-mogg??
Comment by Everton on 9 January 2007:
no, I really would like to find that one myself