Crazy Gadgets For Your Porcelain Throne

One of the best places where you can do some deep thinking and even a little meditation, is your throne room. Now I’m not talking about castles, I’m talking about your porcelain throne. Let’s face it, most of us while on our porcelain throne going about our business, are either reading or contemplating the mysteries of life. Since the toilet is such an important part of our well-being, it would be a good idea to make it as relaxing as possible.

Aside from having proper ventilation, you’ll need a few more things. What am I talking about? I’m talking about toilet gadgets. Here are a few gadgets that are guaranteed to give your throne room a new vibe.

1. Talking Toilet Paper Holder – Sometimes we get so engrossed with our meditation we get a little absent-minded. This holder will let you record your own voice message like “Please remain seated during the performance.” to remind us heh.

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2. Potty Putter – Don’t feel like reading? Need some help relaxing? How about some golf? Comes with a “Do Not Disturb” sign.

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3. Sudoku Toilet Paper – Run out of crossword puzzles? This should help.

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4. Fish ‘n Flush – What could be more relaxing than watching fish swim around the aquarium?

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What would you like to have in your throne room?

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572 Responses to Crazy Gadgets For Your Porcelain Throne

  1. Social Media Marketing February 25, 2008 at 11:39 pm #

    the fish tank is great,

  2. Social Media Marketing February 25, 2008 at 11:39 pm #

    the fish tank is great,

  3. Micah February 27, 2008 at 4:05 am #

    Sudoku would be great in the bathroom!

  4. Micah February 27, 2008 at 4:05 am #

    Sudoku would be great in the bathroom!

  5. Micah February 27, 2008 at 4:07 am #

    Would you need to buy new fish every time you flush? That’s a pretty funny one also.

  6. Micah February 27, 2008 at 4:07 am #

    Would you need to buy new fish every time you flush? That’s a pretty funny one also.

  7. Mike Touch February 27, 2008 at 9:08 pm #

    So that’s why Tiger Woods is so good at putting…

  8. Mike Touch February 27, 2008 at 9:08 pm #

    So that’s why Tiger Woods is so good at putting…

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