Crazy Gadgets For Your Porcelain Throne


One of the best places where you can do some deep thinking and even a little meditation, is your throne room. Now I’m not talking about castles, I’m talking about your porcelain throne. Let’s face it, most of us while on our porcelain throne going about our business, are either reading or contemplating the mysteries of life. Since the toilet is such an important part of our well-being, it would be a good idea to make it as relaxing as possible.

Aside from having proper ventilation, you’ll need a few more things. What am I talking about? I’m talking about toilet gadgets. Here are a few gadgets that are guaranteed to give your throne room a new vibe.

1. Talking Toilet Paper Holder – Sometimes we get so engrossed with our meditation we get a little absent-minded. This holder will let you record your own voice message like “Please remain seated during the performance.” to remind us heh.

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2. Potty Putter – Don’t feel like reading? Need some help relaxing? How about some golf? Comes with a “Do Not Disturb” sign.

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3. Sudoku Toilet Paper – Run out of crossword puzzles? This should help.

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4. Fish ‘n Flush – What could be more relaxing than watching fish swim around the aquarium?

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What would you like to have in your throne room?


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  • Nice gadgets I like Sudoku Toilet Paper the most because I like to play Sudoku. The Talking Toilet Paper Holder is also really interesting.
  • I want to fit my xbox somehow, have a joystick steering for hands and accelerator for legs to play a car race. People will forget the actual purpose of coming to the room. :)
  • all excellent ideas...although a major flaw with the fishtank is that you wouldn't be able to see the fish as you sat on the throne, unless you sat in a very odd position...
  • @Cesar:
    I'd love to record my kids' voices on that haha

    @Smackall:
    You might not want to get up with that kind of setup lol

    @Crowdstorm:
    Excellent point. If you could somehow twist your head 360 degrees, that would solve it heh.
  • C'mon the potty putter has to be the best of the lot! pure class.
  • Ha ha, I love the fish tank. Poor little fishies having to stare at your back or worse..... your privates.
  • @Phil:
    I'm actually thinking of giving it as a gift haha

    @Forest:
    If I had that, my kids would stay in the bathroom all day .. probably trying to see if they could flush the fish
  • What I'd like would be a toilet broadcasting 3D images of pirahnna swimming in the bowl. It should get my father in law outta the john faster
  • @bert:
    Heh, that should do the trick.
  • Brown Baron - Thank you. I would be happy to accept.
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