You know…. like someone borrowed your 8GB flash disk and never returned it again? Or maybe loaded some virus-laden software that bust your PC a third time. Sigh. But no sweat. Now you can fight back by giving em a heart attack!

First, logon here

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Pranks/Email/All_Email_Pranks/Illegal_Music_Download_Sabotage/

Fill in information regarding the target. Click preview, then…

Once done, the service will display a sample letter that will be sent to your victim. He faces suit for copyright infringement and owes the government millions of dollars.

Here’s a sample letter:

To: Mark Twain
From: Bureau of Entertainment Executive Rights
Subject: Bureau of Entertainment Executive Rights Case No.: PG1523

Illegal Music Downloads

Bureau of Entertainment Executive Rights
July 18, 2003

Mr. Mark Twain
LAN No.: #4B-13XC4798220
Computer ID: HP9810-XK-Q63
Case No.: RG38751

Mr. Twain:

Recent documents received by this bureau indicate you have been involved in the unauthorized downloading and transferring of licensed music. Federal laws mandate that you immediately cease and desist all illegal activities pertaining to music theft. Further, you are required by law to pay all incurred penalties in conjunction with Amendment 34-C, officially passed on March 10, 2003.

In accordance with state jurisdictions, your failure to pay these penalties in full within 30 days of receipt of this notice will result in a warrant for your arrest. We are also required by law to inform you that a second offense will result in a minimum jail sentence of 90 days.

Penalties incurred in your particular case may be reviewed on our government Web site. All cases are deemed confidential. Penalties are assessed by each individual download, charged at a nonnegotiable rate of $1,200 per infraction. Click your specific case number (Case No.: RG38751) to view the total amount due or to dispute your case.

http://www.piracyiswrong.org/content/mp3/violation.aspx?j60suqp0dzkfi4ac

Sincerely,

Jay Roth
U.S. Agent
Bureau of Entertainment Executive Rights

Case No.: RG38751

After a series of flash based redirects, the spoof informs the victim that you scammed him so you can gloat as he hollers into your phone. Just remember to wear earplugs.

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http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Pranks/Email/All_Email_Pranks/News_Pranks_Sex_Pervert/