Shock Your Morning
So you spent all night blogging and now you just can’t haul yourself off the bed. The world’s spinning slower than molasses. Your teener just downed the last cup of java. . You need jolt. A big one. Short of sticking your thumb in the wall outlet, what can you do?
Why, wear your coffee of course. That’s right, lather it on.
Some imaginative folks came up with Shower Shock, an all vegetable based glycerine soap which does *not* contain any harsh ingredients like ethanol, diethanolamine, polyethylene glycol or cocyl isethionate. Infused with peppermint oil and spiked with caffeine anhydrous, each bar of Shower shock contains approximately 12 servings/showers per 4 ounce bar with 200 milligrams of caffeine per serving. Yep that’s right, use this soap and you’ll get more than a mild buzz- you’ll get a kick.
Imagine bathing in liquid lighting. No joke. That’s how you’ll feel.
You see, caffeine can be absorbed through the skin (as well as anything else, so did you wonder what crap’s in your facial moisturizer??). For maximum effect, work up a good Shower Shock lather across your entire body before rinsing! You’ll stride out all a tingle and feeling like bees had an orgy all over your body.
By the way, imagine using this on your honeymoon!
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Comment by Chris at LG on 18 September 2008:
Surely a nice cup of coffee is going to be more enjoyable? And what if you use too much - your hands will start shaking and you won’t be able to hold the soap!
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Comment by Jon on 21 September 2008:
I always wondered why caffeine enemas were popular, hadn’t realised that it can be absorbed through other parts of the body!
Cheers, Jon
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Comment by Zath on 21 September 2008:
I like my coffee, but I don’t know if I’d want to use this - what if you overdose?